3 Comments

1. cpk64 pisze:

   24 listopada 2023 o 11:43

   Z komentarzem to super pomysł! Pozdrawiam.

2. GuitarMan pisze:

   24 listopada 2023 o 11:43

   Każde wejście przez zombiakow teraz to jakaś patologia. Ja na bank kogoś niedługo potrącę. 😛

3. Influential Gurning pisze:

   24 listopada 2023 o 11:43

   Zebra Crossings are standalone. When combined with traffic lights, they are a recipe for catastrophic phone damage as the phone-possessed zombies’ apocalypso dance lurches into the carriageway with even more determined obliviousness. The Zebra Crossing was originally designed in a primitive pre-Soviet time before utopian legislation elevated pedestrians to a pedestal of perambulation supremacy, and before full-spectrum possession by Smartness.

   The phones are now so Smart that they know where we want to go before we do, and, more importantly, they know if we deserve to go there.

   The cars are so Smart that they won’t go anywhere if it’s not worth it, and, when the banks decide that it is it is worth it, the car will tell us with a beep if anyone has asserted his priority and jumped into the road. Cars have discovered that we have more important things to do than driving even when we are driving. Cars have become autonomous so that we don’t have to be. Within these convenient gaps between consciousness, we can watch videos of famous peole crying as they drive billion-dollar cars around closed mountains, pumping evil tree food into the atmosphere before absolving their guilt by offsetting their messiness with 1.5% of the Influence income donated to help psychotic nonagenarians go skiing and thereby save the Earth.

   We shall all soon be upgraded to inescapable Happier times, and anyone who thinks that he can switch off the security of his Smart Happiness and decide where to go, how to get there, and what to do when he gets there is severely misinformed.